Scarlet Letters- Blog Series

Scarlet Letters! | A letter to Voldemort

Hello bloggers and the world beyond!

A few weeks ago, I had a little idea. I asked you all to leave me recommendations for fictional characters to write letters to. If you forgot to leave in your recs, go right here.

So I was going through the recommendations and I LOVE how this is just another way to increase my tbr.πŸ™‚. So, I saw some common answers, and then some REALLY interesting ones.

So today, I’ll write a letter to our one and only, avada kedarva man!!

Dear Voldemort,

Hello there, The Dark Lord (or should I say Tom for short?).

I can’t help but notice that you’re a real dumbo. It’s a bit pathetic actually, how you claim to be such a big wizard and immortal and powerful and stuff when you don’t even have a nose.

And man, are you for real? You’ve like, tried to kill Harry for what, like 800000 times. DAMN, you couldn’t even beat a BABY. So much for being the powerful wizard of your time. I mean, you could’ve killed someone else, just to prove that no, you’re not scared of a CHILD. Like dude, really, there’s no point chasing a butterfly when you have a pigeon right next to you.

Also, I think your lack of intelligence comes from company. The people you keep around are such imbeciles. Did you really send a bunch of adults to defeat a bunch of kids for ONE horoscope. I mean seriously. Why don’t you ever do anything yourself. You’re like a great old grandad with minions running all around doing your work. ‘Hey Lucius iron my robe please’ ‘Bella did you finish eating the green pie’. ‘Oh god Peter, you absolutely discoloured my black pants, they’re PINK now.’

Also talking about clothes, why do you even walk around wearing a freaking nightdress. Dude it’s not cool. Really.

The internet is full of memes about you, you know? You’re not a great wizard. Instead you’re a foolish one.

And for the lord’s sake, do something about your freaking nose. Do you need the number of a plastic surgeon? I have several of our muggle surgeons, who are supper skilled and do something productive other than sitting there and trying to come up with ways to kill a BABY.

You want to be evil?

Really?

Why not make a committee that takes stupid mcq boards for the first time in november. πŸ™‚

Please man, grow up. Quit your obsession with diaries, Harry and cloaks. It’s not cool anymore.

I’m signing off now, because really, I don’t have abundance of time. Unlike a certain someone who has minions to do everything.

Yours Hufflepuffly,

Sep


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61 thoughts on “Scarlet Letters! | A letter to Voldemort

  1. I would have cried if someone sent a letter like this to me. Damn, this was savage πŸ˜‚

    Also — Why not make a committee that takes stupid mcq boards for the first time in november. πŸ™‚

    This is killing me πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£ my exams start from this effing Monday and here I am reading letters to the dark lord 😭😭

    Lovely post sep!

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    1. I hope Voldy Moldy cries. And drowns in his own tears.

      I assure you, all my letters will not be like this. I just had so much frustration at boards and took it out on dear Voldy.

      I have my first paper on tuesday. Good luck Ashmita!!

      Thank you!

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  2. Why not make a committee that takes stupid mcq boards for the first time in november. πŸ™‚

    This hit hardπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Also you discolored my pants they are PINK now- I would pay a good amount of money to see Voldy in pink

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      YOU DID. Did I forget to write your name? Or did you skim read? It’s either one thing or the other. One of us is definitely in trouble with the other.

      Thanks!πŸ˜‚

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  3. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘ This post was on point, Sep!! *thinks of some nose puns*

    I’m sure Voldemort ‘nose’ he doesn’t have a nose – you don’t need to rub your nose in it! Seriously, don’t stick your nose into his business…it’s quite nosy.πŸ™ƒ (Was that enough nose puns?)

    I love how it’s ‘scarlet letters’ but Voldemort HATES scarlet and gold ’cause it’s Gryffindor… (I’m probably reading to much into this)

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  4. HARRY POTTER REUNION!? I’M SOOOO EXCITED!
    The letter was awesome! Loved the boards thingy (even though I have not given any) and the way you started it- “the avada kedavra man” πŸ˜†

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