Another bunch of Gibberish.

For the record I am still on hiatus. May not seem like it, but your girl, is on a H I A T U S.

So, dear readers, the thing is. It’s saturday morning.

Now, now, I don’t have anything against saturday morning. It’s not like I stand at the door of friday night with a knife going ‘Thou shalt not enter, measly saturday’.

No, that’s definitely NOT me.

Well then, what brings me here?

I only have two words for you.

Boards.

Boredom.

Before writing this post, I did not realise how similar the two words are. It’s almost as if boards are boredom. Or boredom is boards.

Tomayto, tohmahto.

It’s an idiom, if you didn’t know. I’m not randomly misspelling organic stuff I like. Yes, that’s a fact. I love tomatoes. Although, I only love them raw.

So I was thinking, this post is getting awfully random and awfully boring.

Should I introduce some music in?

*yes*

Oooh something un monotonous happened!

So my dearest lapotop (looks at Ray and Pbj), ran out of charge like 20 mins ago. I plugged it in, and was….

*trails off into infinity*

*comes back here 30 mins later*

Okay don’t blame me, intsagram web is down for some reason. Although I’m not on insta, I was going there to check on Miss Americana. But it’s down.

So *sobs*

Well now. Let’s listen to my liked songs on shuffle play!!

Soooooooooo, I was supposed to shuffle play.

But I played it normally.

No regrets tho. As the last song I liked was teach me how to love by Shawn Mendes.

I do not regret.

At all.

Ahh.

The next song is KESI-Remix by Shawn and Camilo.

Now I do not understand half the words here, but the chorus is very catchy. Good beats it has. Look, don’t come at me, but I have no idea what language this is. Is it Latin? Spanish? Mexican?

Ahh it’s Spanish.

You think I’m pretty without any makeup on
You think I’m funny when I tell the punch line wrong

Yep. A Katy Perry song. I discovered that her songs are really nice to listen in the morning when you’re sleepy but you have to go cycling.

Let’s go all the way tonightttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

If you know me, (on text) you’d know I’ve been listening to her songs since 2 weeks. Omg has it only been 2 weeks?

You. Make. Me. Feel Like I’m. Living A. Teen. Age. Dream.

I do like her songs. She’s kindof like Taylor, but her songs are more pop I guess? Okay nevermind. Forget I said that. When I compare artists, it gets really awkward, and we’re not going for that vibe here.

So I learnt on thursday. That the egg came first, not the chicken. I learnt it in my biology class. Because two people had to go see a movie, and we wanted to torture them by extending the class, so we asked random ‘doubts’ ZD.

No I can’t get much higher.

Damn, someone tell Mr Editor to sing this song to me ZD. Joking.

(not)

(well maybe)

(maybe not)

EDIT – It’s been 2 days and it’s no longer Saturday morning but instead it’s TUESDAY MORNING. *claps*

Well, so I’m back here.

Last night, CBSE, the great, released their datesheet for our board exams. Mine start from 30th November, which is exactly a month from my birthday.

I’m pretty satisfied you know. They gave us more that a month to prepare, which is very, very, generous of them.

Sooooooooooooo, what shall we talk about next.

Oh yes. The egg and the chicken.

and dinosaur??

So I learnt, that the chicken came first. But I can’t imagine how awkward it would’ve been. Now I’m a biology student, I know how evolution works, but still, imagine we go straight from a dinosaur to a..a…chicken.

The dinosaur would lay eggs walk around expecting a gorgeous baby dinosaur.

The egg cracks.

*dhumtananana music*

translates to ‘noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!’

and

it’s

a

chicken.

Like, imagine the dinosaur parent looking at the chicken and going (inside his/her head of course)

‘What is that’

‘W-where is my baby dino that I named egosaurus?’

And then the chicken goes ‘cluuuuuuuuck’

And the dino goes ‘awwwwwwwww’

And it’s a happy family : ).

Yes, I got carried away.

Um…err…let’s end this post here okay?

Also, what I’ve noticed, is that you guys like heartbreak poems more than my normal pretty poems.

Is that so?

Want me to write more of those?

YOU GUYS DON’T ANSWER MY QUESTIONS IN THE COMMENTS. THIS TIME, YOU BETTER.

That’s all for today. See you guys whenever I post next.

Buh-byeeee