Sarcastic Soap Collab with Ray

First of all, Ray and I are NOT discussing alkalis here. (looks at PBJ)

Now, that’s established, let’s move on.

Alrighty now, so as you already know. Ray and I have been doing these for quite some while. We send each other quotes on a particular topic, and sarcastically react to it.

But, Sep dear, where does the ‘SOAP’ come into the mixture here? (Mixture-Soap, get it? TELL ME YOU GOT IT)

Yes, well, so. If you guys aren’t aware. What we call ‘TV serials’ in our bhasha, is actually formally called ‘daily soap’. Since originally soap operas were shown on tv, on a daily basis, sooo, daily soap.

Now that mini history lesson is complete. Let me explain this collab.

Like our previous parts, Ray and I sent each other 7 quotes from daily soaps. They’re all english.. so don’t you worry about any TMKOC reference, it won’t be happening.

#heymaamataji

Anyways, let’s scroll along : ).

Quote 1

Do you remember in kindergarten how you’d meet a kid and know nothing about them, then 10 seconds later you’re playing like you’re best friends because you didn’t have to be anything but yourself?

~ Gabriella, High School Musical

Sweetie Gabs, your kindergarten sounds very…erm…cheerful. My kindergarten was more of children screaming, teachers screaming. Children ruining walls, other children screaming. There’s no time for playing, we’re all busy people.

And also, Gabs, I totally made that all up. You know why? Because, like normal people, I DO NOT REMEMBER KINDERGARTEN.

Quote 2

I’ve learned that you can’t live in fear because it doesn’t actually protect you from anything 

~ Mal, Decendants 

*insert french accent* Whazz iiiis theez fear? Iz it a houze? A houze protects Monsieurs and Mademoiselles from the rain doez iiit not?

Quote 3

I don’t need some great romance to be complete, or whatever.

~Ashley, HSMTMTS

DAMN GIRL, YOU ROCK. No truer words have been said, no truer words, shall be sad. Girl power is the best power to exist. And you know Ashely? What made it even more iconic? That little ‘or whatever’

No one should ever need a relationship just to feel ‘popular, wanted or socially accepted’. Listen up people, a relationship is totally your choice. Don’t ever feel less because you aren’t in one. : )

(Way to go Monday Motivation)

Quote 4

I don’t hate musicals. I just think it’s weird when people, like, burst into song in the middle of the street.

~Ricky, HSMTMTS

Isn’t this who Joshua was playing? Fancy coming from you Ricketty Rick, since you legit…..star…..in a Musical? Kids these days, absolute hypocrites. Oooof. Hypocrites these days, absolute kids.

Quote 5

She went ballistic. She started yelling in French. I didn’t even know she spoke French.

~Nick, The Parent Trap

First of all. When did these happen. I’ve watched ‘The Parent Trap’ I knew no Nick. Wait here while I search him up.

DAMN, NICK WAS THE DAD. DAMN, MY MEMORY IS SOOO BAD.

Well, you should keep better general knowledge up to date Mr Nick. It’s not everyday someone goes ballistic, that too, in f-r-e-n-c-h. I mean, hold my baguette, I’ll have a French meltdown.

Did you know- Wand is baguette in French? Just thought you though know….

Quote 6

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.

~ Dumbledore, Harry Potter

It also takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to Dumbledore, and you know what, I won’t even bother.

Dumblee-dore, yes, Neville is the most amazing Gryffindor I’ve ever come across. He actually SHOWS BRAVERY.

Quote 7

Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?

~ Dumbledore

To be very honest., I didn’t understand that scene at all. Even though I’ve read the books and watched the movies, this part doesn’t make sense at all. But yeah, I think about that sometimes.

You know, when you’re reading something or singing in your head, you hear that little voice of yourself? Please tell me you do. I do not want to know I’m a psycho thankyouverymuch.

So yeah, is that little voice in there not real? I don’t know, I’ve never arrived at a conclusion. Even after so much of thinking.

So that’s that for our 3rd instalment in Sarcasticness?

You know the drill, go check out my quotes and Ray’s descriptions right here.

Let me know, what you want us to do next! (Although we do have ideas, just in case)!

Happy 2nd week of September!

41 thoughts on “Sarcastic Soap Collab with Ray

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  1. I… I thought it was a typo-
    SEPPPPP QUOTE TWO LOLOLOL
    Also same I don’t remember kindegarten like lmao who does??? XD
    #MondayMotivation in d e e d
    DID RAY PICK THE HSMTMTS ONE
    I didn’t know Nick was the dad… *hides*
    Sep did you get the baguette thing from the memes I sent you?? (;
    I LOVE THISSSS (can you guys pick out really weird quotes from romance scenes in YA novels and use that maybe 👀👀👀)

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    1. You..you..thought ‘Soap’ was a typo? 🤣🤣
      And I loved doing quote two 😁
      OF COURSE SHE PICKED THE HSMTMTS
      me neither *high fives in hiding*
      YES. I DID.
      THAT’S A FAB IDEA

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  2. OMG! Y didn’t u understand what Dumbledore said to Harry???!!! What he meant was, ppl dream. But that doesn’t mean the dream isn’t real. Got it? Got it? Just because something is happening in ur head doesn’t mean it’s not real. Out of all the sarcastic stuff in this post, I had to talk about the Harry Potter ones🤦😂 and just asking, am I the only one who is not a big fan of Neville? Or the actor (whoever that is) who played Neville?

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