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Sarcastic Song Collab with Ray!

Hello bloggers and the musical world beyond!

Here’s a tiny story for you guys-

Once upon a time, two warriors, Sarcastic Sep and Rainy Rayndrop were keeping on their schedule (or lack thereof), when one of them encountered a mighty beast. The Infamous Blogging Slump. So they decided to combine their forces. But, nothing is ever so simple, is it? So the warriors combined their knowledge of the wise epistemology of sarcasm. And then they went out to fight the monster.

I have no idea what I just did. Also be sure to check out the destruction of songs that is taking place here. But without further delays, let’s scroll right in.

#Song 1- Only Child (Sasha Sloan)

If I had a brother, a little bit younger
He might act tough, every time I fell in love
Yeah, he would be taller and help with our father
When we got old, I wouldn't have to do it alone
He'd be my built-in best friend
Right around my age
Know he'd be a gentleman
'Cause we grew up the same way

OKAY OKAY OKAY. Siblings..oof. YEAH. What’s up with all brothers acting all tough and I-can-reach-the-top-shelf-and-you-can’t? Built in best friend? Oh sure darling, he’d be your built in personal annoy-o-meter. Pff, don’t even get me started. Just in case any of my many brothers are reading this- I still haven’t forgotten how you people hid my phone on THE TOP SHELF.

#Song 2- Confident (Demi Lovato)

I used to hold my freak back
Now I'm letting go
I make my own choice
Yeah I run this show

So leave the lights on
No, you can't make me behave

Ahhhh, nice one there. No one should ever hold their freak back. I mean, what if people assume you’re a robot? That wouldn’t be very nice now, would it? IT WOULDN’T. So, let it gooooooooo. (pun definitely intended)

#Song 3- Hope ur ok (Olivia Rodrigo)

Well, I hope you know how proud I am you were created  
With the courage to unlearn all of their hatred  
God, I hope that you're happier today 
'Cause I love you, and I hope that you're okay 
 

I can’t explain how much I love this song. I hope you know how proud I am you were created Olivia. And I’m proud that you, Mr Harry Potter, had the courage to unlearn all of the Dursley’s hatred. (I know I’m insane).

#Song 4- Roar (Katy Perry)

You held me down, but I got up (hey) 
Already brushing off the dust 
You hear my voice, you hear that sound 
Like thunder, gonna shake the ground 

YEAH. COVID, YOU HELD ME DOWN. BUT I’M GETTNG UP. ALREADY BRUSHING OFF THE DUST OF MY SCHOOLBAG. YOU HEAR MY VOICE, YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF TAYLOR’S ENCOURAGING LYRICS. LIKE THUNDER, US MARCHING TO SCHOOL WILL SHAKE THE GROUND. GET READY, YOU PATHETIC VIRUS, I’VE HAD ENOUGH.

what. was. that.

#Song 5- Bad child (Tones and I)

Cause you will never understand my weird mind 
My weird mind 
And to every single person here that doubts me 
Telling me that they could live without me 
'Cause they will never understand my weird mind 
My weird mind 

This songs speaks to me. Although I presume to assume that y’all understand my weird mind. If you didn’t, you wouldn’t be coming here to read this gibberish would you now? Those who doubt me, should just….go somewhere else? I mean, why are you here if you’re doubting my weirdness? Gooo 😰😰😰😰

#Song 6- Blank Space (Taylor Swift)

Band-aids don't fix bullet holes 
You say sorry just for show 
You live like that, you live with ghosts  
Band-aids don't fix bullet holes  
You say sorry just for show  
You live like that, you live with ghosts  
Hm, if you love like that blood runs cold 

I LOVE THIS SONG. KUDOS TO RAYNDROP/SUNRAYNA/RAT/A MILLION OTHER NICKNAMES for putting this here. So, as a biology student, I would like to tell you that, yes, in reality. Bandaids don’t fix bullet holes. If you’re saying sorry just for show you deserve to go to Bloody Baron and The Grey Lady. They’ll give you excellent company I’m sure. Enjoy the rotten fish! (If you didn’t get that reference, it’s best to leave it alone).

#Song 7- Faded (Alan Walker)

Under the bright 
But faded lights 
You set my heart on fire 
Where are you now?

Ahh Mr Walker. What a pleasant delight to see you here on this fine day. I was wondering how Ray didn’t bring you up as she literally spams this song almost a million times. So what do we have here. Bright but faded lights? I love the use of oxymoron Mr Alan. But bright and faded are different species, I presume to assume? Aha, another heart on fire, I’ll just ring up an ambulance.

(just kidding, I love this song)

Annnnnnnnnd that was a brilliant post done brilliantly. Head over to Rayndrop’s blog to see how she destroyed summarized some of my favourite songs.

After the laziness I showed last week, we all deserve tons of celebration don’t we? I’m not making any promises, but maybe we’ll have the blog fest competition up by this week. : ).

And as I write this on Saturday, my exams are ALMOST OVER!!! I am so happyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

That’s a wrap for today people. See you on Friday!

Please do me a favour and tell me how this looks. I’ve been feeling so neutral about this signoff, and I want to know what you guys think.

60 thoughts on “Sarcastic Song Collab with Ray!

  1. Of course I spam Faded a million times; it was my first love. 😌
    OY! Change Blank Space to Bad Blood already!! THREE PEOPLE HAVE POINTED IT NOW!!! Quite being lazy!!!!! Nowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! GO!!!! Shooo!!!! 😑😑
    Of course I understand your weird mind; mine is weird-er. πŸ€ͺ
    OOOH THAT VERSION OF ROAR SHOULD BE THE WORLD ANTHEM!!!!!
    and yes. olivia is great.

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      1. I’M FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE-EH-ED
        STILL HAVEN’T CHANGED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
        Oh but mine are even better.

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    1. I love how you start your comments like that. And they always contain at least one ‘*chef’s kiss*’. Roar was zD. Ahh yes, I was very Shakespearean at that time. Let it goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo let it gooooooooooooooooooooo turn away and slam the dooooooooooooooor

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