Sarcastic Summary Collab with Ray!!

Heyyo bloggers and the world beyond!

Note- Everything beyond this point is written in true sarcasm, do not take it literally unless you’re utterly dumb. 😉

There is this very mature friend of mine, who believes in using words in good effect. Her name, is Rayna. She is this calm, compossed, mature blogger, one I’ve known for years. She is none other than our wonderful Ray of sunshine from the blog Randomness of Rayna!

We recently decided to collab, as we’re both all for using kind and sophisticated words. So today we shall be discussing quotes and providing suitable descriptions/summaries/random rubbish for them. We both sent each other 7 quotes, and I shall be describing/ summarising Ray’s quotes in beautiful words! My quotes and her descriptions are right here!

Let’s scroll on!

Quotes from Ray-

#Quote 1-

I figure the world is basically a machine. I don’t know who made it, if it was the Fates, or the gods, or the capital-G god or whatever. But it chugs along the way it’s supposed to most of the time. Sure, little pieces break off and stuff goes haywire once in a while, but mostly… things happen for a reason.

– Leo Valdez   

What? World is a machine? Okay fine, the deities made it. But who’s the mechanic? Huh? Leo guy? And no, stuff doesn’t go haywire ‘once in a while’. It goes haywire. EVERY. DARN. DAY. And what if it just stops chugging. Huh? What then? Things happen for a reason, yes, they do. That’s about the only sensible thing you said Mr Valdez..

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#Quote 2-

“I think we could all use a little more weird in our lives.”

-Fitz

Me agrees. Why aren’t we all weird? Why don’t we all see faces in cars? Why don’t we all reply to ‘Nice to meet you with’ ‘Where you been?’. Why don’t we all just be WEIRD?

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#Quote 3-

Fix me Foster, you´re my only hope.”

–Keefe Sencen

Keefe, didn’t someone teach you, you shouldn’t have only one hope. Hope is a very fragile vase, that can get shattered very easily. Whoever this Foster person is, what if they betray you? Learn to fix yourself Keefe. Reality of life, Keefe. LEARN TO FIX YOURSELF. *stares off into the ceiling marvelling at her wisdom*. Also ‘Fix me Foster’ reminds me of ‘Fix it Felix’. That guy is epic you know…so kind and sweet.

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#Quote 4-

“Music isn’t just playing notes on a page. You’ve got to put your heart into it. I’m not saying lost control. I’m saying let what’s happening inside you come out”

-Donna

Well…technically…we..um..play..music..from..notes..on..a..page. So…yeah. *awkward silence*. So you want me to put my heart in music. Wait..put my heart in music and not ‘lose control’. Is that possible? If you didn’t know, dearest Donna, I always put my heart into things I like, and then I kindof get obsessed. *laughs nervously remembering I haven’t checked WP Reader for the millionth time*. ‘Let what’s happening inside you come outside?’ . Puhlease, that just sounds crazy. And it reminds me of puking..

I imagine this is WP Reader talking to other apps. Like ‘Hey Camera, not to brag, but they’re kind of obsessed with me.’

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#Quote 5-

I’m ninety nine point nine percent sure I’m dying.

-Keefe Sencen

And I’m 99.9% sure you could’ve written that numerically instead of typing it like that. Ahh Keefe, you’re back? What’s all this death talk huh? Didn’t Foster fix you? Also, 99.9% is overrated. All those T.V. adds go ‘99.9% guarantee’. I mean, what did that 0.01% did to offend you huh? So Keefe, instead of throwing T.V. commercials dialogues, focus on keeping your head.

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#Quote 6-

Keefe, I…’

There were no words. She threw her arms around his shoulders, hugging him as tight as she could.

Maybe if she never let go, she could hold the broken pieces together.

-Sophie Foster

OH! Foster is Sophie, Sophie is Foster!! OHHH! Soo..why did she lose words again? Flustered? And Keefe, at this point, you put yourself in trouble too much. You should just sit at home and Netflix, I’ve heard Never Have I Ever is coming back for Season 2.

In a while, crocodile ;).

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#Quote 7-

“Team Foster-Keefe will always be cooler.”

Nope. That’s wrong. Team Sep and only Sep, shall be the coolest. As cool as fricking Antarctica. : ) Don’t you agree?

Team.

Sep.

Will.

Always.

Be.

Cooler.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd that’s a wrap!! It was super fun to do this, thanks to me and my wonderful brain for coming up with this idea (I’m totally taking credit Ray). And some thanks to Ray too, for bearing with the epic procrastinator that I am. Go check out my quotes and her descriptions here!

Hope you all enjoyed! Pen your thoughts in the comments below!!